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The Human Fish - A catalogue of The Human Fish's internal battles from The Chris Gethard ShowA catalogue of The Human Fish's internal battles from The Chris Gethard ShowThe Human Fish - A catalogue of The Human Fish's internal battles from The Chris Gethard Show The Human Fish A catalogue of the internal battles from the The Chris Gethard Show Add a new battle login / register You have unread announcementsOrder by: winner | episode ▼ | updated Click here to see the Fish Facts (an analysis of the the catalogued battles) ep. 134 at 2:25 Bad tilapia at Bad Tilapiapalooza vs Porridge, oohh edit  |  history Winner: Bad tilapia at Bad Tilapialooza ep. 134 at 26:06 Patty "The Beef" Devoe vs Charlie "Crab Cakes" Shokov edit  |  history Winner: Patty "The Beef" Devoe ep. 132 at 2:54 Don Quixote vs Don Jon edit  |  history Winner: Don Jon ep. 132 at 13:30 Clams casino vs Casino Royale edit  |  history Winner: Casino Royale ep. 132 at 55:26 Sleeping with your eyes open vs Sleeping with one eye open edit  |  history Winner: Sleeping with Juan eye open ep. 127 at 4:05 Christmas goose vs Christmas moose edit  |  history Winner: Christmas moose ep. 127 at 11:33 Strawberry Razzmatazz vs Chocolate Moo'd edit  |  history Winner: Jamba Juice ep. 127 at 12:20 Human Blueberry Fish vs Orange Blueberry Fish edit  |  history Winner: Orange Blueberry Fish Razzmatazz, available for the month of July ep. 127 at 27:46 Banana Berry Human Fish, sold only in the month of August at our 140 locations in Uptown, Downtown, Midtown and in the West vs Two bears edit  |  history Winner: Come to our 140 locations, Banana Berry Human Fish ep. 127 at 28:39 100 shekels vs 100 rubies edit  |  history Winner: 100 shekels ep. 127 at 40:15 Do whatever you want vs Giraffes edit  |  history Winner: Do whatever you want ep. 127 at 40:54 Caviar Lean Cuisine vs Tangerine Madness edit  |  history Winner: Tangerine Madness ep. 127 at 41:13 Oysters Rockefeller vs Blueberry Bombastic Bush edit  |  history Winner: Blueberry Bombastic Bush ep. 127 at 41:49 16 ounces of prime Maine oysters, smoothed together in a blender with bananas and raspberries vs Nothin' at all edit  |  history Winner: No winner ep. 126 at 6:45 Saks Fifth Avenue vs Uncle Stan who claimed to have worked on Fifth Avenue edit  |  history Winner: Uncle Stan says he worked on Fifth Avenue ep. 126 at 15:40 Gif [gif] vs Gif [jif] edit  |  history Winner: Gif [gif] ep. 126 at 34:07 Jesus vs David Bluvband edit  |  history Winner: Well David Bluvband is our lord and savior and he has risen and has atoned for all of your sins. So that's what I'm going with. ep. 126 at 50:55 Bathroom fun vs Shitbox fun edit  |  history Winner: Shitbox fun ep. 126 at 54:28 I just wanted to say what a journey this has been since the first episode when Don couldn't do this, to now, where we filmed a pilot for Comedy Central, we've done almost 200 episodes, and now Don's built a house vs The Mighty Mighty Bosstones edit  |  history Winner: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones ep. 125 at 3:10 Malaysian airline vs Receding hairline edit  |  history Winner: Malaysian airline ep. 125 at 49:10 The circus vs Andy Circus edit  |  history Winner: The circus ep. 124 at 19:00 Nervous vs Cool customer edit  |  history Winner: Nervous ep. 124 at 26:10 Nelly Furtado vs Nacho Furtado edit  |  history Winner: Nacho Furtado ep. 124 at 32:06 Track Suit Liar Hater vs Track Suit Enforcer edit  |  history Winner: I dub thee the Track Suit Enforcer ep. 123 at 5:38 Nightmare on Elm Street vs Night by Elie Wisel edit  |  history Winner: Nightmare on Elm Street ep. 123 at 19:49 Pterodactyl army vs Terracotta army edit  |  history Winner: Terracotta army ep. 123 at 39:28 Pac-Man vs Packing peanuts edit  |  history Winner: Packing peanuts ep. 122 at 6:10 The Glass Menagerie vs The Glass Ceiling edit  |  history Winner: The Glass Menagerie ep. 122 at 31:09 David Bluvband once dressed up as Duke Ellington in blackface on Halloween as a child vs Bears edit  |  history Winner: David Bluvband once dressed up as Duke Ellington in blackface on Halloween as a child ep. 122 at 36:25 David Bluvband once hooked up with a married woman vs Sears edit  |  history Winner: David Bluvband once hooked up with a married woman ep. 122 at 57:47 R.E.M. vs Fuck R.E.M. edit  |  history Winner: Fuck R.E.M. ep. 121 at 8:55 Excruciating pain vs Bears edit  |  history Winner: Bears ep. 121 at 15:26 Still into this idea vs Already regretting this idea edit  |  history Winner: Already regretting this idea ep. 121 at 18:49 Dave Thomas the founder of Wendy's vs Who? edit  |  history Winner: Who? ep. 121 at 25:53 Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner vs Cthulhu Dreadnought of the Deep edit  |  history Winner: Cthulhu Dreadnought of the Deep ep. 120 at 45:26 Holy matrimony vs Holy shit, they're married! edit  |  history Winner: Holy shit, they're married! ep. 120 at 46:38 Sonic Youth vs Sonic the Hedgehog edit  |  history Winner: Sonic the Hedgehog ep. 119 at 1:42 "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" vs R.L. 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Stine's "Goosebumps" ep. 117 at 5:30 Ray's Doing Good vs Ray's Doing Bad edit  |  history Winner: Ray's Doing Bad ep. 117 at 46:39 Big Announcement vs Mo' Money, Mo' Problems edit  |  history Winner: Mo' Money, Mo' Problems ep. 116 at 13:00 @ChrisJizzhard vs @TiredChrisGethard edit  |  history Winner: @ChrisJizzhard ep. 116 at 17:33 Can I do a handstand? vs Can I not do a handstand? edit  |  history Winner: No ep. 116 at 40:56 Salt-n-Pepa vs Salt and Pepper edit  |  history Winner: Salt-n-Pepa ep. 115 at 3:25 Typo vs Your real name is Herman Firsh edit  |  history Winner: It's a typo ep. 115 at 16:58 This is funny vs Grow up edit  |  history Winner: Grow up ep. 115 at 36:37 Typo vs Your name is Mr. Horma edit  |  history Winner: Mr. Horma is my name ep. 114 at 1:35 Human Murf vs Human Reservoir Dog edit  |  history Winner: I'll never tell ep. 114 at 14:20 Zacherley the Cool Ghoul vs Marvin the Nearsighted Mad Man edit  |  history Winner: Marvin the Near-Sighted Madman ep. 114 at 19:30 Lou Bega vs Lou Reed edit  |  history Winner: Lou Reed ep. 113 at 5:09 Rodney Dangerfield vs Rover Dangerfield edit  |  history Winner: Dog counterparts always win: Rover Dangerfield ep. 113 at 57:52 John Leguizamo vs The dog version of John Leguizamo edit  |  history Winner: The dog version of John Leguizamo ep. 112 at 8:40 Doris Day vs Kid N Play edit  |  history Winner: Kid N Play ep. 112 at 13:35 Griffan Newman vs Griffan New Man edit  |  history Winner: Griffan New Man ep. 112 at 20:23 Party Of Five vs House Party 5 edit  |  history Winner: House Party 5 ep. 111 Cronuts vs Rasputin edit  |  history Winner: Rasputin ep. 111 at 1:16 Mary Tyler Moore vs Mary Tyler no more edit  |  history Winner: Mary Tyler no mo' ep. 110 at 1:34 Crouching Tiger vs Hidden Dragon edit  |  history Winner: Crouching Tiger ep. 110 at 16:10 Has potential vs Should give up edit  |  history Winner: Should give up ep. 110 at 16:20 Has a future in synchronized swimming vs Couldn't keep up with any individual creature in the sea edit  |  history Winner: Couldn't keep up, he's too old ep. 110 at 17:03 Crouching Tiger Woods vs Hidden Pete's Dragon edit  |  history Winner: Doesn't fucking matter ep. 110 at 25:58 Chariots of Fire vs Cool Runnings edit  |  history Winner: Cool Runnings ep. 110 at 44:14 Crouching Tony The Tiger vs Hidden The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo edit  |  history Winner: Hidden The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo ep. 109 at 1:50 Where's the beef? 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The star is now prepping a tour with fellow Canadian pal Justin bieber, she'll be the opening act on the believe your this year. Roshon album deets: Shake it up's Roshon fegen signed copies of his his EP I am Roshon while at NYC event then stopped by the twist offices to spill all about his music. I'm focusing a lot on my singing and now just showing how much I am involved in my music and how much I love it, I produce and write it all so it's all me! He tells twist. Inside ariannas home: ari brainstorms projects at her desk at home and were loving how her wall is covered in fan mail, just goes to show you how much she truly appreciates your support. Twist recently hung out with ari and the victorious gang in Orlando, Florida check out the fun on page 16. vs A Couple of Frogs edit  |  history Winner: A Couple of Frogs ep. 54 at 31:17 Rachael from Florida vs Millie from New Hampshire edit  |  history Winner: Millie ep. 54 at 31:48 Carly Rae Jepsen vs John Wayne Gacy edit  |  history Winner: John Wayne Gacy ep. 54 at 43:32 Corey Haim vs Corey Feldman edit  |  history Winner: Corey Feldman ep. 54 at 54:22 ALF the alien from the 80's sitcom vs Hawk the bird from the sky and stuff edit  |  history Winner: Owls! ep. 52 at 6:02 Jon Cryer vs Crying all over edit  |  history Winner: John Cryer ep. 52 at 10:42 Middleschool children vs Annoying teenagers edit  |  history Winner: Annoying teenagers ep. 51 Yeah vs Eh edit  |  history Winner: Yeah ep. 51 Matt Besser vs Cipha Sounds edit  |  history Winner: Cipha Sounds ep. 51 Tommy Tune vs Tiny Toons edit  |  history Winner: Tommy Tune ep. 51 Dave Hill vs Scott Adsit edit  |  history Winner: Scott Adsit ep. 50 Corn dogs vs Corn holes edit  |  history Winner: Corn holes ep. 50 Thermal vs Nermal edit  |  history Winner: Nermal ep. 50 Proposition 8 vs Preparation H edit  |  history Winner: Preparation H ep. 50 at 32:10 Row vs Wade edit  |  history Winner: Wade ep. 49 War and Peace vs Warren Zevon edit  |  history Winner: Warren Zevon ep. 49 Michael Richards vs Dustin Hoffman edit  |  history Winner: Dustin Hoffman ep. 49 Baltimore the city vs Baltimore that song edit  |  history Winner: Baltimore that song ep. 49 Random Bean vs Random Ellen edit  |  history Winner: Random Ellen ep. 48 Dennis Quaid vs Randy Quaid edit  |  history Winner: Randy Quaid ep. 48 Chris Gethard as a host vs Shannon as a host edit  |  history Winner: Chris Gethard as a host ep. 48 Annie Hall vs Little Orphan Annie edit  |  history Winner: Annie Hall ep. 48 Stephen Colbert vs Cold beer edit  |  history Winner: Stephen Colbert ep. 48 Andrew vs Dru edit  |  history Winner: Dru ep. 48 Alfred Hitchcock vs Hitchhiker edit  |  history Winner: Alfred Hitchcock ep. 48 Giant homosexual vs Giant heterosexual edit  |  history Winner: Giant heterosexual ep. 47 Birthday surprise vs Surprise assassination edit  |  history Winner: Birthday surprise ep. 47 Egg-style fish birth vs Womb-style human birth edit  |  history Winner: Egg-style fish birth ep. 47 31-year-old Chris Gethard vs 32-year-old Chris Gethard edit  |  history Winner: 32-year-old Chris Gethard ep. 47 Birthday boy vs Boy-oh-boy it's your birthday! edit  |  history Winner: Boy-oh-boy it's your birthday! ep. 46 Can you dig it? 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Anthony ep. 36 at 53:01 Shannon O'Neill vs Forty gritty punks from New Jersey edit  |  history Winner: Shannon O'Neill ep. 35 at 6:10 And to think all this time I thought David Guetta was black vs Jamie Lee Curtis will always play a divorced mom because of her haircut, digestive problems, and penis edit  |  history Winner: Jamie Lee Curtis will always play a divorced mom because of her haircut, digestive problems, and penis ep. 34 Jeopardy vs Jeep Grand Cherokee edit  |  history Winner: Jeep Grand Cherokee ep. 34 Leotards vs Lea Michele edit  |  history Winner: Lea Michele ep. 34 PhDs vs HPV edit  |  history Winner: HPV ep. 34 Jeremy Lin vs Chicken linguini edit  |  history Winner: Chicken linguini ep. 34 Dubstep vs The fox trot edit  |  history Winner: The fox trot ep. 34 The Iron Lady vs Iron Maiden edit  |  history Winner: Iron Maiden ep. 34 Tie-dye vs Jerry Garcia edit  |  history Winner: Jerry Garcia ep. 34 Knee-high boots vs Das Boot edit  |  history Winner: Das Boot ep. 34 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